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Genitals Of Jersey Shore Cast Declared ‘Herpes Nest’
Who knew there could be consequences from living a life without consequences? Who knew the thought of the Jersey Shore cast gobbling Valtrex like they were Flintstones Chewable Vitamins would be so...
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Condom Manufacturer Missing Massive, Throbbing Opportunity
By Smaktakula Rigidity, long viewed as an asset within Trojan® Brand Condoms’ corporate culture, may now be its undoing. The prophylactic powerhouse is missing out on a marketing goldmine. Condoms: A...
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The Skonk
By Smaktakula In preparation for our upcoming multi-part investigative series on modern whoredom, Skanks In The Crosshairs, the Promethean Times Research Staff spent hundreds of man-hours reading...
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Historical Figures With Unfortunate Nicknames: ‘Black Dick’ Howe
By Smaktakula Admiral Richard Howe, the 1st Earl Howe (1726-1799), led a distinguished and remarkable life. Taking to the sea at an early age, Howe fought for Great Britain in many Eighteenth Century...
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Pepperoni, Sausage, Simplex
By Smaktakula Take a hard look at the image below. Do you notice anything unpleasant about the sign above the pizza shop? This Chain Famously Shuts Its Doors For Months At A Time, Only To Appear At...
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Stracciatella: Culinary Delicacy Or Social Disease?
By Smaktakula Okay, Next Picture This Happening In Your Pants. This one fooled us, too. Apparently stracciatella can refer to such varied foodstuffs as a soup, cheese and ice-cream. It is known...
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Headlines 05.27.11
By Smaktakula In which we respond to the headlines without reading the stories. Because The Headline Tells You All You Really Need To Know. *** My Son and West Point — How Did Four Years Pass In the...
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Wife Believes Husband’s STD Came From Insect Bite
By Smaktakula Proper Genital Health Is Essential To A Happy Marriage. Among the best ways to destroy your marriage, giving your wife a sexually transmitted disease has to lie near the top. When...
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Best of Headlines Part I
By Smaktakula Howdy, folks. Headlines has always been one of our favorite Promethean Times features, and recently it seems to have picked up popularity with our readers. This wasn’t always the case. It...
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Headlines: When Pigs Float
By Smaktakula Ha! Tell Me About It. There’s A “Steve” Story About This Very Thing! Because we learn everything we need to know about the world from the headlines of the day! *** Police remove woman who...
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